Harry Potter Books⚡ - Part 2
‘SPOILERS AHEAD’
Order of the Phoenix:
Ok so at the start of the book Harry is listening to the muggle news. I mean out of everything to start with you chose to start it with that? Ok!? Anyways Harry does the patronus charm to get rid of the dementors, I think that's why Dudley gets bad grades because he doesn't notice that Harry is trying to save him. Anyways, at grimmauld place Harry starts screaming even louder than Mrs Black portrait. That’s the first time Harry screamed so far in the series. Hermione still loves house elves and even when Kreacher calls her a ‘mudblood’ Hermione just said he’s not in his right mind. At Hogwarts, Seamus, Lavender and more people think Harry is lying about Voldemort coming back. I mean I don’t think they’re in their right mind because why would Harry just think I would be a very nice joke if i tell everyone voldemort back’? It’s very annoying that I have to add this but that toad Umbridge is teaching defence against the dark arts. I think that practically everyone who read the Harry Potter series would hate Umbridge more than voldemort. Anyways Harry is getting visions of voldemort. It happened in the 4th book but not as bad as it was in the 5th book. Hermione had a good idea that Harry should teach defence against the dark arts to like 28 people and some were 17. I mean that's how bad Umbridge is, she should just stay in the trash and never come out. They did start a club for it but after the first meeting Umbridge made an educational decree that said all teams and clubs can’t exist without Umbridge’s approval. When the club gets ratted out by Marietta Edgecombe Harry doesn’t get expelled thanks to Hermione and Kingsley. ‘Dumbledore’s army Cornelius not Potter’s army Dumbledore’s army’ amazing. When Umbridge tries to get Trelawny out of the school, Dumbledore steps in so Trelawny can stay. But my only question is how is Dumbledore back by the next chapter? Anyways, in the department of mysteries Harry and his friends are doing pretty good without the order’s help and when they did come Siruis died. Dumbledore said that it was his fault that Sirius died because if he kept Harry informed about the order and what they were trying to do he might have not gotten tricked and go into the department of mysteries.
Half Blood Prince:
I haven’t read this book in ages so don’t judge if this part is terrible. Ok at the start of the book Harry goes with Dumbledore to make a long time retired teacher come back but didn’t mention the subject he would be teaching. At Diagon alley he’s with the weasleys and the whole place is dark. Also this is a plothole the first years in the 6th book where did they get their wands? Olivander was kidnapped so they couldn’t have gotten their wands from him. Anyways on the train to Hogwarts, wait I forgot who he was sitting with. Oh well, at the end of the train ride Draco stomped on Harry’s face because Lucius was in azkaban. Now Draco can’t say ‘My father will hear about this’. Sorry!
Anyways, Tonks found Harry on the train (because she is stationed at Hogsmeade station) and helped him get to hogwarts. I wonder if Tonks changes her appearance whenever she sees a new person. In Harry’s first potions lesson Slughorn is teaching because he is the new potions master and Snape is the new defence against the dark arts teacher. Harry didn’t have a potions book so he got a book from the cubroad and it turned out to be the half blood prince’s book. You know what's weird, Harry didn’t care that the book was like riddle’s diary because words were in the margin. Sorry if that didn't make sense. Harry gets private lessons with Dumbledore and Ron's like ‘blimey private lessons with Dumbledore’! Harry has to take these lessons so he can learn about Voldemort's past and try to figure out how to defeat him. Quidditch in this book is really nice because Harry is the quidditch captain, Ron is keeper and Ginny is a chaser. They are all really good players but the others are quite bad (no offence).
Oh yeah I almost forgot Harry is now the chosen one which is quite annoying because he is already the boy who lived. I don’t know when but during a hogsmeade trip katie bell a gryffindor chaser was cursed by a necklace made out of opals. We later find out that this was the doing of Malfoy who was trying to kill Dumbledore because he was a DEATH EATER! This is random but is it just me who thinks that death eaters eat death? Anyways, in december (see I know this one) Slughorn made this christmas party and you can bring a friend. Romilda Vane tried to get Harry to go with her but in the end Luna went with him to the party. I think it’s a bit mean to not bring Ron with him, but it is nice to have a bit of time without Ron and Harry together. Ok fast forward to when Harry and Dumbledore are going through the obstacles to get to the slytherin’s locket. I know I skipped a lot, that's because I haven’t read this book in a while. Anyways when Dumbledore drinks that poison thing he thought about when Ariana died. To be honest in the movies he looked like he was going crazy. Dumbledore sees the dark mark so he went over to the castle to see who died (btw death eaters were at the school). Dumbledore went up to the tower and ‘everybody in the tower saw the unforgivable curse avada kedavra’.
Sorry song break. Yes that happened DUMBLEDORE DIED! I had to read that page 5 times before I could believe that.
Deathly Hallows:
Ok let’s start at the wedding Harry is disguised as a Weasley cousin which in the movies they did not include. The trio disapparate out of the wedding because the death eater bashed in without an invitation. That’s mean. Anyways they disapparate to Tottenham Court Road. I hope I’m spelling it right. ‘Just a matter of interest, why Tottenham Court Road?’ I laugh everytime I read that line. Ok fast forward to when they’re in the forest of Dean (not the character). They are making a plan to get into the ministry of magic. Hermione stole the polyjuice potion without Mrs Weasley knowing. I wonder why Hermione always steals things for polyjuice potion. Anyways, they use the polyjuice potion to turn into ministry workers. In the movies Umbridge is wearing the slytherin's locket, I'm not sure if that’s the case in the books. Before the godric’s hollow chapter Ron was wearing the locket which caused him to get angry and leave. When Harry and Hermione try to find Bathilda they do find her but it was actually Volemort’s snake Nagini. Ok that was just weird. When Harry, Hermione and Ron get caught by snatchers they go to Malfoy manor. Bellatrix was like WHERE DID YOU GET THE GRYFFINDOR'S SWORD?! TELL ME OR ELSE! I’m surprised no one's eardrums broke. Let’s just go to the part when they break into gringotts. They somehow got into the high security vault (with griphhook’s help) and got Hufflepuff's cup? Yeah it’s very strange. In the battle of hogwarts a lot of things happen: Fred dies ):,the Ravencalw’s diadem is destroyed, the cup is destroyed, Lupin dies, tonks dies. But the good thing is that VOLDY DIED! You know even Peeves was celebrating. ‘We bashed them wee Potter’s the one, Voldy’s gone mouldy so now let’s have fun!’ Ok 19 years later Harry and Ginny have 3 kids Albus severus potter, James sirius potter and lily luna potter. Ron and Hermione have 2 kids Rose Weasley and Hugo weasley. We are NOT including the cursed child because in that book Rose and Hugo’s last name was Granger-Weasley. The cursed child is definitely NOT canon.
Well that's the end hope you enjoyed.
